Vladimir Putin and the Fake Brides of Red Square
Image: Pixabay. Edited by Kevin Rothrock.
Last weekend, Moscow spent more than half a billion rubles (almost $9 million) on a festival for the city's 869th birthday. There were massive fireworks, a parade of heavy municipal equipment (featuring more street-cleaning vehicles than you ever wanted to see), and a thousand other pieces of eye candy laid out by officials. President Vladimir Putin, who attended the main event at Red Square on Saturday, September 10, was both an observer and a part of the show.
Moscow's longevity, however, wasn't the only thing being celebrated: at least part of the spectacle appears to have been arranged to remind Russians that their president is a virile, red-blooded man.
On Saturday, Kremlin press pool journalist Dmitry Smirnov tweeted a short video showing Putin walking through Red Square, passing a large group of women dressed in white as brides. Putin shouts “congratulations!” at the group, and then stops to pose for selfies with the women. “You're all beauties!” he tells them. “When Putin walks by, forget the grooms,” Smirnov wrote above the video.
But there were no grooms, it turns out. Internet users later identified one of the women on Instagram and soon discovered that the “brides” who surrounded the president were in costume.
Evgeniya Konovalova, a woman in the group who secured one of the spots at Putin's side, published several photographs from Red Square last weekend, where she was dressed in a white bridal gown. She also posted one of her selfies with the president. “My wedding with Vladimir Vladimirovich,” she joked in a comment under the photo. Under another picture, Konovalova revealed that she was working at Red Square in costume as part of the holiday festivities.
Lyudmila Vasilyanskaya was also in the “bridal group.” Her videos on Instagram suggest that she and Konovalova were part of a large dance performance for the holiday.
After the celebrations in Moscow, Putin and Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev traveled to Novgorod, meeting with local fishermen, whom they promised new federal subsidies. This encounter, too, prompted speculation online that the president had met with actors, after photographs revealed that one of the supposed fishermen appeared to be wearing a wristwatch too expensive for an ordinary angler.
The dual PR stunts have naturally fueled a lot of joking online, with Putin's critics asking if the president himself is even real:
Страна фейк: в Москве были подставные невесты; на Ильмене – подставные рыбаки. Сам Путин хоть настоящий? pic.twitter.com/WhlsXgJ8Au
— Мuд Роисси (@Fake_MIDRF) September 12, 2016
A fake country: there were fake brides in Moscow, and there were fake fishermen in [Novgorod]. Is Putin himself at least real?
Less endearingly, Konovalova's ample bust has inspired some people to conclude that she isn't a model, but a prostitute. Leonid Volkov, a leading figure in the beleaguered democratic opposition, and a vocal critic of Vladimir Putin, was one of these people:
Все так удивились, что на фотографии с Путиным проститутки — как будто на 99% фотографий с ним это не так pic.twitter.com/7n6CdRNI2m
— Leonid Volkov (@leonidvolkov) September 14, 2016
Everyone is so surprised about the photograph of Putin with the prostitutes, as if 99 percent of the photographs with him aren't the same thing.
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5 comments
I’m trying out to be a Putin double!
Pic is from the top of Russia’s Mt Elbrus, 18,510′, it was 10 degrees F, the Russians at the summit scattered to get OUT of the pic when I went topless and challenged Putin to try and climb his own little mountain.
What’s Russian for Crazy American Farmer?
долбаёб would probably translate right
aah haters gonna hate…only making themselves sounds pathetic
whats fake is US athletes, who “have doctors note” to take drugs! wuahaha
Think he could actually climb Elbrus?
I thought about inviting him to come with .
Moscow was cool, Lenin looked a bit over done, the churches were impressive. AND Putin knows his women, on the whole they were prettier, not near as overweighte as most Americans.
The MOST pretty women were in St Petersburg, taller than Moscow or around Elbrus, St P is a place I could just kick back and hang out in for a couple of months.
Do you think that was an actual assassination attempt against Putin in Miscow where the MB crossed the line and head on crashed into MrP’s limo? I don’t think it was an accident, it took too good of timing for the MB driver to do it without practicing and some spotters.
Why nothing very much in the press? Why no reporting on what happened to the MB driver?
I’m just a dumb farmer but I could. sense something was up tight in Moscow, people were intimidated, no, it was no accident.
There are entities waiting in line to get a chance to off VP I would think.
Musings from my cornfield having returned from The Motherland, BTP
Ps, i need a little help w harvest, if anyone can get this msg to VP, invite him to common on over and drive one of my big JD combines, maybe he needs to chill incognito.
Oh, and I’m not taking that finger personally, ouch!