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If I Were FIFA President…

After the recently reelected FIFA president, the Swiss Joseph “Sepp” Blatter, surprisingly resigned on June 3 amidst a corruption scandal that hit the supreme football organization, Twitter users started to speculate not about who might become the next leader, but what would happen if they were.

The result was the satiric hashtag #SiYoFueraPresidenteDeLaFIFA (If I were FIFA president)

Some proposed “improvements” to the game and championships:

If I were FIFA president, the Champions (UEFA) days would be worldwide holidays.

If I were FIFA president we would have a World Cup every 2 years of there would be a Clubs World Cup with 36 teams.


Others spoke about broadcast rights:

If I were FIFA president I would forever forbid Televisa to broadcast any football event

And some others preferred to think how they would change the past:

If I were FIFA president It would have been goal by Yepes

If I were FIFA president I would repeat Brazil's World Cup with a goal kick by Mexico on the 90 minute and a yellow card for Robben

Meanwhile, more than one proposed to award players with potential:

If I were FIFA president I would give a Golden Ball to this awesome player…

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