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Two Coins for the Boatman

Categories: Latin America, Guatemala, Humor, Ideas

From Guatemala, Fe de Rata [1]‘s blogger Juan Pablo Dardón, lists his plan [2] [es] for the end of times:

I woke up early and put two golden coins [3]
one for each shoe […]
two coins I'm telling you
when meteorites fall down and all this gets open as an orange […]
I'll put one in each eye
as I put my armas behind my head
that gets open as an orange […]
the boatman has work to do
and deserves to be tipped