The hashtags #TopUgandanLies and #TopKenyanlies trended on 13 June, 2012, where it was all fun knowing the top lies in the region. Here are some top lies in Uganda:
@LostInKampala Reminds about one of the lies back in school where a student would lie others about where his/ her shoe was bought:
@LostInKampala:
#TopUgandanLies I got this shoe from UK. My brother sent it to me

Pinnochio, symbol of propensity to lie. Photo credit: Enrico Mazzanti (1852-1910).
@Gladystty tweets about how some guys get ladies’ numbers:
@Gladystty:
#TopUgandanLies I don't usually ask for chics numbers but al make an exception for
@RugyendoQuotes tweeets about how some people brag about knowing important figures in government:
@RugyendoQuotes:
#TopUgandanLies ‘Wait a second I pick this call. It's State House calling’
@LostInKampala tweets about how some people tend to lie about where they watch their movies from:
@LostInKampala:
#TopUgandanLies “at cineplex watching a movie” in real sense dude is at “Jingo's” kafunda [Jingo's ghetto cinema hall]
@SW_Mark tweets about how some people in Uganda deny that they do not take alcohol yet they do:
@SW_Mark:
#TopUgandanLies I don't booze …#muslimbabes …guys don't deny
@WaddaMutebi wrote:
@WaddaMutebi: #TopUgandanLies our technicians are working hard to restore network in your area (call center gal)
Ugandan time:
@PhenomenalPPP: On my way, il be there in 15mins. Classic #topUgandanLies
Ugandan politics:
@Aminah_23: #TopUgandanLies M7 [Yoweri Museveni] wont have a 5th term @waddamutebi