“When a really uptight person marries another who is way laidback, we who attend the wedding always make the optimistic assumption that the uptight person will learn to relax a little bit – but it often pans out the other way around”: Barbados-based B.C. Pires thinks that “on that basis, West Indies coach John Dyson, whom we all hoped would instil discipline and rigorous concentration in the team, seems to have caught Don’t-Worry-Be-Happy from us.”