China: Olympic outhouses catch on fire, explode · Global Voices
John Kennedy

The 24 Hours Online blogger Laohu ‘Tiger Temple’ Miao, who spent months earlier this year blogging the stories of destitute Beijing residents whose makeshift homes were harmonized to make way for the Olympics brings us a post today about a fire yesterday not far from the Olympic Bird Nest which began in portable toilets used by construction workers there and resulted in several small explosions.
该小区与鸟巢仅一街之隔，自四年前鸟巢开始兴建，这里成为民工闲暇时聚集热点。喝酒、聚餐、打话吧、购置日用消费品。热闹了好些个年头。近些日子随鸟巢逐步完工，民工骤然减少，商店也因此已关张了几家，剩下为数不多的也仅在勉强维持，期盼新的好运到来。
此次着火及引发居民意见得从事情原委说起。几个月前，由奥组委掏钱为这个小区沿街一面凡可被外人看到的墙体粘挂铝塑装饰面板。对此，居民反对意见居多且不说——只因该楼属豆腐渣工程却做了个精品脸面——但要指出的是为了不让老外轻松进入小区观察，特将原本小区向西（朝向鸟巢）一面围墙栅栏的两只门道封锁成仅一只可单人出入之口，居民们如今购买东西需要绕路而行。而此次火灾其关键之点恰恰涉及到了因为栅栏的封锁，导致丧失了消防通道，消防车辆赶来后，也只能停留北辰东路，望洋兴叹。为此，居民已是多有意见，并且因为装饰工程设计奇特，思路怪异，遂引来各国记者频频拍照。着实令小区人民很不开心。
To explain residents’ views on this fire, you have to look at the whole story. A few months back, the Olympic Organizing Committee put up the money to put up an plastic-plated decorative aluminum wall alongside this neighborhood so that not every laowai who walks by has to see it. Many residents were opposed to this, but didn't say so—only because it was a ‘tofu dregs’ construction job that this face was getting put onto—but they did want to point out that in order to keep it from being too easy for laowais to enter and observe, they went out of their way to seal off the two gates on the west side of the neighborhood (facing the Bird Nest), leaving only a single-person entry/exit point which until now leaves residents having to make a detour to go buy things. And the key point in this fire, it's precisely because the gates are sealed, cutting off a fire exit, that when the fire trucks came, they had to stop on Beichen East Road and were left feeling useless. Because of this, residents now have many objections, feeling quite strange about the weird justification for the design of the ornamental project which has now led to journalists from many countries coming to take many photos. It has truly left the community residents very unhappy.
据现场目击者介绍，大火起自那两只移动铁皮厕所内部。由于装饰工程已近尾声，工人业已退场，两只厕所也只为留守人员所用，为防止他人使用，厕门被工人挂锁。因此里面有什么东西可以见火后如雷炸响便成一谜。消防车队的出现是在报警后约20分钟后，故因当前城市交通不畅，堵车在所难免，但时逢奥运在即，恐难有人会原谅如此应变速度。消防队员亦是辛劳，只见他们由那刚刚封锁起来的铁栅栏上端翻进翻出，拖送水龙（见下图），实乃叫人哭笑不得！
此次消防队出车两辆，120急救出车一辆，警车两辆，警用摩托车只见穿梭，不计其数。前后折腾约40分钟，大火将灭。
只因地处敏感地区，大火起时，即有十数老外赶来前后拍照。如此情景，想必令爱国人士看了心痛不已。大火后，人员纷纷撤离，仅剩小区居民依然不去，眼见得刚刚修起的装饰性墙皮被大火熏黑了半边（最末一图），众人话题也只剩下一个——面子工程，实在害人！
Two fire trucks were dispatched for this, one ambulance, two police cars and countess police motorcycles that were only being used to shuttle around. From start to finish they struggled for about 40 minutes, and then the fire was out.
Only because of the sensitivity of the location, when the large fire broke out, dozens of laowais immediately rushed over to take pictures. This kind of scene is presumably painful to watch for patriotic types. After the fire, people slowly began dispersing until only residents remained, looking at the scorched side of the decorative fence so recently installed, leaving the crowd also just one topic: ‘face’ projects, turns out they're bad for people!