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Russia: “How to Get Your Plumbing Fixed in Russia”

The Turkish Invasion returns to Moscow from vacation and finds himself locked out: “All my attempts to get into my flat was vain because of a non existent door handle and a welded keyhole. I had to change sim cards to reach my landlord, who was enjoying a peaceful getaway from Moscow in Turkey (here is a concrete irony: A Russian living in Turkey rents a flat to a Turkish living in Russia) […].” Read the rest of the hilarious “how to get your plumbing fixed in Russia” saga here.

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