“Who ever thought that the socks safely tucked away in the boots of oppression would be so holey?” asks Will at Kabobfest.
“Do you think leading neo-condrathal Paul Wolfowitz was sending Muslims a message by wearing such shoddy socking at the Turkish mosque? Or are his socks manufactured poorly because they are made in the sweatshops that proliferated thanks to the free market globalization the World Bank pushes?” he adds.