Blog of the Riding Sun‘s Gaijin Biker has a caption contest [1]for a photo of American president George W. Bush pulling on the arm of Chinese president Hu Jintao's suit during Hu's talk at the White House last weekend.
Some contenders: “Let go of my gorram jacket before I get Tiananmen on your ass [2],” “Bush: Hey, is this an Armani? Hu: No, this is made in China. It's an Ermani [3],” “PINCH GRIP!! You're IT [4]!”