Welcome to the latest roundup of the Central Asian and Caucasian blogosphere, brought to you bi-weekly by neweurasia . As usual, we take you through the countries alphabetically.
SueAndNotYou  has posted some great posts over the last weeks. Sue set off  to have her spring-break in Svaneti for she hoped to see the total solar eclipse from the moutains there. Svaneti, a notorious region in northern Georgia, famous for its lawlessness and the unpredictability of its inhabitants, turned out  to be less dramatic than previously feared.
Xdomen  in Atyrau has issued a blanket invitation  to anybody who visits his hometown. He is pleased to announce the existence of a club featuring live music and promises to accompany anybody who contacts him (Link in Russian). Betsy of Stanmenistan  notes  that the spring is arriving in Northern Kazakhstan. While she is happy that normal temperatures return, she is also annoyed by the rain and the resulting puddles. Actually, in Kazakhstan, you call them ponds as they cover 60% of the city's surface. Ben of neweurasia  says  that a recent visit of Kazakh President Nazarbayev to Moscow was used to ink some new deals on oil and gas projects.
Amira over at The Golden Road to Samarqand  says  that infamous politician/businessman/criminal Ryspek Akmatbaev can run for parliament – after months of controversy and mutual accusations between different political camps. Nathan of The Registan  also has some thoughts  on the issue as has David Read . Edil Baisalov  takes issue with how Ryspek Akmatbayev has been described in a Reuters article – i.e. as a controversial businessman. He argues  that Akmatbayev is, in fact, much worse than just simply controversial (Link in Russian). The Kyrgyzstan Student Blog  features several posts: Nurilya writes  about one of her friends that got kidnapped and forcefully married to a stranger, unfortunately rather the rule than exception in Kyrgyzstan. Gulbara writes  about ‘our capital Bishkek’, and gives a pretty uplifting account of what the capital means to the Kyrgyz nation (Link in Russian). More on a potential civil war in Kyrgyzstan, youth, a clean capital, and crime and rape in a multi-mini-essay post .
neweurasia recently launched its Mongolia blog  thanks to Luke Distelhorst in Ulaanbaatar. While we will thoroughly cover the entire Mongolian blogosphere in these roundups from the next edition onwards, here comes a little summary of what happened in Mongolia over the past week, as reported by Luke. The United States Ambassador took a hard line  on corruption with certain members of parliament and cautioned them of the consequences if they didn't comply. However this is now being overshadowed by the continuing protest  and hunger strike , currently on day two, calling for the resignation of many government officials and President N. Enkhbayar. Journalists fight for a freedom of information act  and a free press while another Mongolian fought  (and won) a match for a World Boxing Federation title. Catch up on these articles and more on the most up to date blog  on Mongolia.
Ailoyros  is a Russian visiting Tajikistan. In his latest post  he offers some immediate impressions and a brief idea about the cost of everything. All in all, he doesn't seem to impressed, but meanwhile he promises to provide more details on his trip. Tajik Boy of neweurasia  is happy  about a recent speech by US ambassador Hoagland. Tajik Boy shares the ambassador's optimism and thinks that Tajikistan's greatest resource is its people. The double blow of unexpected independence and civil war in the 1990s has, fortunately, made the Tajiks stronger as a nation. The comments  to the post also contain interesting information. As usual, Dushanbe Pictures  by Erik Petersson has great photos from Tajikistan on its front page, this time from the recent Navruz celebrations.
Turkmen blogger Karakum  features a guest post  written by Maya Ashyrova. She discusses the composition of the Turkmen population in general, and the young generations in particular. Due to the lack of reliable census data, the discussion is based upon some sophisticated guesstimates, and shows that Turkmenistan's educational policies are in dire need of a radical overhaul (Link in Russian). Another Turkmen blogger, Paikhan , posts an excerpt  of a conference discussing political reform in the former Soviet Union. Are bicameral parliaments a step towards democratisation and why do regime changes in ex-Soviet republics often originate from the regions, not the centres (Link in Russian)? Peter of neweurasia  reports  that new speculation is abound with regards to new pipeline routes and that the fight against drug trafficking remains  a dubious affair in Turkmenistan.
Vseyusnyi Blog  offers some random truisms (at least according  to Nigget) of Uzbekistan: Whenever a woman tries to buy a car, the salesman will ask what kind of car she wants to buy. Before she can answer, he invariably suggests a specific car. When she asks why, he says because it is a feminine car. Nigget offers the truth: feminine means a) small, b) a special model, c) from domestic producers, and d) second-hand. Weren't you just saying the other day how you could use a few more Uzbek anectdotes about animals? Well you are in luck my friend, and Vseyusnyi Blog  can help. My words, not direct translation: So some visitors of a zoopark are strolling about, when they hear on the loudspeaker that a big nasty bear has escaped. The announcer recommends that if they happen upon the bear, grab some feces and rub it in his nose, and then use that opportunity to escape. “Where do we get that much shit?” shouts one of the zoo-goers. “… from the bear.” Classic. And much more where that came from . A photo-shoot  at a weddings fashion show in Uzbekistan is brought to us by Alfisha . On the same blog: Believe it or not, there is a Roman Catholic (Polish) Church that holds concerts featuring musicians playing music by contemporary Uzbek composers on the organ. The author describes  the experience in detail, noting that in her opinion melancholy tunes are exceptionally moving. The next performance is on the 7th of May, and she recommends the experience (Links in Russian). Uzbek opposition group Sunshine Coalition's website  has been designed to look like a blog, complete with the facility to contribute one's own comments. In one of its latest posts  the group has sent its jailed leader, Sanjar Umarov, birthday greetings. The post expresses regret that Umarov will not be able to spend his 50th birthday, which falls on April 7, with his friends and family (Links in Russian). Olesya of neweurasia tells us about  Tamerlane's curse. Is it true that the Soviet Union got dragged into World War II because an archeologist opened the former ruler's tomb?